May 2013
4 posts
got banned from rhodes cinemas. Uhurhur.
Lamps dont get aids. People do. Wear condoms. Hahaha
Blogs
I want a blog back. I want everyone blogging. And layouts that ooze personality. A genre of oneself. Facebooks new ‘feeling,readingeating’ buttons are making us androgynous robots and it must be china’s influence. Identity crisis’ in the future anyone?
mothers day, thanks mum and my mums mum and my dads mum and their mums and all those mums that helped my mum or those mums that treated me as if they were my mum. mummas unite
April 2013
5 posts
We are the pioneers of our lives. Noone has touched our land as we have.
We explore creativity and standardization to grow our crops and fertilize our soils.
Girls in high school wearing or carrying luxury items. You think you look like audrey hepburn but really you look like the squirrel girl in willy wonka. Dare i say earn some class and skip the glass of vanity?
Nuture your inner beauty while your youth allows it
Didnt anticipate this rain. Only got a few options: buy umbrella or rain dance
Insecurities bursting out of nowhere. I thought i got rid of them but turns out they were.just under the surface. Noooooooooooooooooooo #whyamimadelikethis
March 2013
3 posts
Inspired by team america
Yeree = yewee = urine = pee
Gab = brown = skin = poo
Lucy = asshole
Ciao = dick
Assholes think they can control their poo since they know they’re shit anyway. But sometimes assholes get constipated and get covered in shit. And then dicks fuck with assholes. Everyone likes to pee but assholes cant even do that. HAHAHAHA
Russell peters is THE MAN of contemporary comedy. He conquered the world and did it again. So much respect for his wit and quick retoire!!
February 2013
1 post
The Dog Days Are Over
I’m not too sure what this song means because I just mumble the lyrics and sing the tune, but, from the fast beat, im going to assume its about running away and leaving the past behind you.
I have this habit to run away. I was too shy to go to church, so I tended to truant. Parents would drop us off, we’d run off into an abandoned part of the school (since the church was located at...
November 2012
3 posts
its weird. i must be weird online or something. i guess im not cool. but every person ive met specifically in person, love me back as i love them. Gonna miss em. Ma homies really grew on me this year.
TO INDIA TO SPACE
heading off to a foreign country soon. never done this before alone. korea was not foreign. but yeah scared and excited. gonna miss a lot of people in sydney actually, this year has meant meeting new people and self-discovery all over again. feels like its been a long journey but also feels like korea was so short ago. but you know im quite comfortable here. adjusting all over again. i dont think...
So much love for my work. I love my boss jlo to bits and I love my patients and smiles.
I love the friends im meeting and theres so much to love Im grateful for. Thank you god? I diorno but so much love:)
October 2012
17 posts
Creativity. Drawn from various artists or from solely oneself. Originality aint necessarily creativity.
woo so much work done today. but not enough! the long haul is the next 5 hours :{
it was a woman. i was worried it was a man
finally. the lady in the library who has been sobbing indefinitely for the past 6 hours…is leaving, the library. i only just saw her face but before that the incongruent sounds and muffled coughs, the sniffs and particularly the heavy breathing, all had me confused as to whether this girl was crying or laughing uncontrollably. for the past 6 hours. my god the noises scared the shit outta me.
insensitive, i know.
Trying to study at macquarie library and opposite my computer i can hear someone sniffing..a lot. i think its sobbing and an indication of crying but cant be too sure. i swear 30 minutes ago i heard maniacal laughter from that same desk.
Anyway can’t see the person but whatever theyre doing, crying, crying from laughter, got a massive cold, im trying to study. hahahah and i cant...
i hate it when i tell my family i need to study hard so please dont disturb. 2 seconds later my mum goes ‘okay’ keeps asking if i want money to buy coffee and offers to eat at moochi with me. REALLY? the one time my mum wants to eat moochi with me is when i say i have exams in 2 days.
it took me 3 hours of falling asleep and waking up again and falling back asleep and waking up again trying to answer some accounting question but failing and sleeping again because of how tediously boring it was. i get home ask my brother 5 minutes later he found the answer. im so stubborn i wish i just attempted a different question.
why arent i getting stressed.
something is wrong with me. i need a life but i gotta study.
WANT TO FILE A COMPLAINT TO A DOCTOR.
oh my god doctors think they can steal my money! THE DASTARD. made me pay for $110 worth of medication that I didnt ‘need’ to take.
He told me, persistently, to the point I really felt forced, that I needed the medication for india. I went back home, turns out I didnt need it. 1 in a million chance apparently I’ll get cholera.
So now im down an extra $110 and it probably wont...
F NO THIS DIDNT HAPPEN. i might have applied for the wrong date on xfactor. So instead of seeing psy ive won tickets to see xfactor contestants perform 1 night before..i dont even know who they are!!!!! This is so painful..sigh, psyy sigh.. (sorry i know how horrible that joke was) *cries in corner
Hahaha my 50 year old manager was actually ashamed i didnt go to oktoberfest LOOOL. Then went on telling me how her son dressed up with suspenders long socks and all and how his friend went to hospital coz of alcohol poisoning. OK COOL STORY IM GOING DRUNK NEXT TIME TO WORK MAYBE GO HOSPITAL TOO FOR A BIT TO MAKE YOU PROUD <3 hehe love my bosss
jezs boat bday night
that was crazy..got home, we went to the hospital. i really hope sams okay..totally did not see this one coming but i hope sam doesnt feel too guilty or shit abt it. she drank a lot and encouraged us to have a fun night..wouldnt a been the same without herr..sammmyyy noooooaaaww
my dad has this memory game on his smart phone. it apparently finds your real age and the better the score the younger you are. he keeps getting 40 years old..
no matter how many times you play every day, its not going to get any lower..
“A women is not like a car she is like a horse you never know who’s been ridin er..”
- a random youtube comment
hahahahhaa nice. lol.. facepalm.
Mum: “hows jennifer in america?”
Me: “she says theres a lot of black people”
Mum: “of course there is…especially when you go to India.”
Me: (quizzical look)
Mum: “maybe not black people but.. dark people..?”
Well racist and no duh. Its like saying theres white people in australia. Oh really.
자증ㅇㅇㅇㅇㅇ 네못살아..
Life is good still
Everything seems a bit mellow. I wonder why? I want to laugh i want to FEEL alive. Im quite happy these days tho, good company and being me. Love the people im around but getting tired of myself sooo i think its time for peace and tranquility. Focus on my goals. I need to strive high again. Ambition!! Also still need to find my loverrr haha aigoo hope i dont go the path of those desperate ladies....
September 2012
3 posts
I always post when im feeling down. Its been a pretty good semester, been fun. But somethings wrong right now. Im losing confidence. In who i am. How im being judged. And how im not likeable. I standby, i don’t think im a good influence on anyone. I feel like i make everyone’s lives worse off. It’s better to never have known me aye. Who would want to.
My mama told me when i was young, we are not born superstars DOODOODOOODOO
August 2012
3 posts
so bored and restless…..
the new doctor is odd lol
as long.as i make him happy im good:)
“bitch im a monster no good blood sucker black mother fucker now look whos in...”
– kanye west
July 2012
9 posts
use of 'partner'
i was working and answering phones and.one patient was like’oh i wanna make a booking.for my partner’. first thing i thought was omg this guys so gay haha. so i keep talking and then i say ‘and what is his phone number?’ dammit slip of the tongue! hes like ‘err, HER phone number is #####.’ GODDAMIT AWKES. point is, just.coz.they say partner. doesnt mean their...
we gone mad i tell you
Cino (jus chillin per usual)
Dad: oh no i cant find my phone. (looks at cino) cino야, cino, hey cino. (looks at dad) have you seen my phone? do you know where my phone is? Cino? i cant find my phone, are you sure you dont know where it is? you havnt seen it? cino?
A typical crazy dog family. My dad was pretty serious.
JESUS
so what i was thinking the other day.
Jesus doesnt actually understand all our pains like its claimed.
Think about it.
HAS HE HAD BOOBS AND GONE THROUGH PREGNANCY?
NO!
PERIOD PAIN?
NO!
And these are the facts people.
made for mj, written by that black guy :{)
psy and bill murray are cool oldies
the sun hurt my face today and now ive got a dent/line on my face :O
June 2012
10 posts
“the
strings of the lute cannot be too
tight nor too loose, if it is too...”
Listen
i miss loving :(
reality check.
WE GETTING OLD.
Sure, as much as i cant wait to be in my 30s and be settled and all. its daunting. it means ur aging and theres no turning back. the past is the past, all the wrongs you’ve done, all the experiences you havnt done. cant be rewritten.
so note, keep living. stop dying. just let yourself go of your insecurities judgement or hippopoptomuses. who cares if you...
